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Sunday 12 July 2020

Why did they make the Flying Spaghetti Monster look like a fly head? Don't the noodles looks like maggots?

Dalia Causby: His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage. Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions. The Flying: This part of the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives it flight, allowing it to span infinite distances in infinitesimal spans of time. This part is irreducibly complex, hyper-real (see Weird Calculus), and cannot be broken down into components. Doing so â€" if it were even possible, and it ! isn't â€" would incur the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is proven by this series of math-like squiggles: The original formula revealed to Pastafarian scholars did not include the butter and toast element, which is necessary to relate kittens to antigravity. The Flying Spaghetti Monster inspired this revision one day when He skipped breakfast. The Spaghetti Monster: This is commonly recognized as the "body" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and, unlike its other major counterpart, is composed of several smaller sections. These are called the Minor Pastaer....Show more

Cuc Gire: BLASPHEMY!

Len Dalba: Do not speak of FSM like that, you infidel!

Mitchel Demry: Ur weird

Trena Berum: Do you think that 2000 years from now archeologists downloading YA will think that people in the 21st century actually worshiped pasta?

Verdie Wollen: It's kind of cute. It looks like it has mumps.

Ervin Overbee: tread lightly, or he shall smite thee with! his noodly appendage. ramen.

Roxane Leathers: We alread! y have a pumpkin head so they need to differentiate them

Virgil Loatman: i love it

Ewa Homrich: You want "maggots" try religious fundamentalists!You'd probably eat the guy though. Not that I mind.

Everette Rovinsky: Who's "they"? He always existed ;)EPIC Answer ^^^^^

Chanda Wittwer: Millhouse,I'd rather have his sacrifice than some rotten maggoty . . . yuckiness.

Frederic Engellant: why would anyone make such a painting like this?*throws up*i'm feeling a little sick from looking at this picture...

Brian Freedland: how about somebody that's bruised and beaten, hanging on a cross with blood dripping from his wrists and feet?

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